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Now that I'm retired, I play a lot of golf. Did I say "play a lot of golf"? I meant "eat a lot of sheep." Did I say "retired"? I meant "the wolfman"
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While he's unable to attend this press conference in person, I can assure you that Mr. Fonzarelli admits his error and offers his sincerest apologies.
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I wasted my whole morning reading articles about how to be more productive
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Just to clarify, which Prince died exactly? Not Aunt Laura's beloved Cockapoo, I hope
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Contrary to popular belief, life rarely gives out lemons; can anybody tell me how to make lemonade out of a kick to the balls?
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Yo' mama got played by more men than James Bond
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The California Raisins want to make America grape again
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Why go to all the trouble of thinking up clever bon mots when a simple "fuck you" will suffice?
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I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory
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Danny Bonaduce breaks down his most iconic character
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The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.
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Waiter, that soup you served me tasted like piss. And it wasn't even hot!
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You know what they say: When you assume, "u" fuck "me" in the "ass"
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This is literarily the worst book I've ever read
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Had I known this was a USED moustache comb, madam, I would never have agreed to your terms!
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Remember when Jesus pranked everyone by faking his own death?
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I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams, you make me want ice cream
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When you're a licensed machine drill operator, your job is always boring
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What's Up Hot Dog Part II is arguably even better than the original
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Gus. Gus! Hey, Gus! I said, hey, Gus! Gus! GUS!! Oh sorry, I thought you were Gus
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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