Dale Cooper Black
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I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner. I'm also the reigning Yahtzee champ at the Boise Senior Center but it didn't fit into the song
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Comments are disabled for my Youtube videos because I don't want people to shit all over them the way I shit all over this forum
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All we can do is hope and pray until this hurricane passes
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The mob broke in and killed my entire family execution-style. I still can't figure out how they fit that electric chair through our front door
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This old man, he played Obi Wan, he played Obi Wan in a trilogy that's dumb
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The woodshop foreman told me my crown moldings had too many mill marks, but I didn't undersand anything he was talking about
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Seven ways to spice up your grandparents' marriage
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It happened to me: I was nailed to a cross by Roman Centurions
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You'll never believe what this family found in the wall when they renovated their kitchen
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One minute you're in the desert, worshipping a 5000-foot-tall sand frog, and the next minute you're in outer space, hurtling towards a black hole
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Roscoe swore he'd get those Duke boys, but in the end it was their demons that got 'em
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That old man in the cave tricked us with his animal sounds again! Hashtag sand people problems
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Most of the attendees at this year's Facts of Life convention were Natalie-attired
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Charlotte's Web v. Fantastic Planet v. Heavy Traffic v. Robin Hood
By Dale Cooper Black, in Movie Suggestions
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You think you got problems? The guys are coming over for a Star Wars marathon, and I'm all out of breast milk
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There are people who think it's funny to walk the wrong way on an escalator, too, God bless 'em
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The exterminator was babbling on about how effective his chemicals are, and I was like, "spray it, don't say it, buddy!"
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Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop, and vice versa
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Sorry Lois, I have to duck out for a moment. I, uh, shit my pants again. [To himself:] I better make this authentic so Lois doesn't catch on
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Who would've known that an invisible rabbit could do so much damage?
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Forget the "like" button; you'll need to use the Bristol Stool Scale to rate catchphrase suggestions from now on
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