Dale Cooper Black
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At this rate, it's only a matter of time before the Westboro church shows up on this board to start heckling us
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've got it! Scottwest, in "new catchphrase suggestions", with 400 catchphrases. This CBB edition of Clue is awesome
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jimmy cracked corn and, in a surprising twist, my windshield when I plowed into him
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Please, Mr. Horse was my father's name! Call me Crazy.
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Garrison Keillor: Humorist. Raconteur. World class pussy hound.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Video killed the radio star (and also the Glendale, Wisconsin little league team, but that's a story for another song)
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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By your logic, Penicillin is an expression of merriment or amusement.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And now you know why my nickname is "Spaghetti and Meatballs"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As most of you know, today is the anniversary of what is possibly the worst tragedy to ever befall our nation. Rest in peace, John Ritter
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jimmy Durante. A truck full of stolen wigs. And a year's supply of horsemeat. Miriam, you've done it again
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What you're doing is rubbing your shit all over the walls, figuratively speaking. If you want any respect around here, you'll have to do it literally
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Our relationship got off to kind of a rocky start: I bought some turtle food from her but she mostly ignored me
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey guys, this is just a reminder to watch your cholesterolstello levels
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Life is like a box of chocolates: After awhile you'll have to take it away from grandma for her own good
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The road to success isn't always easy. Take me, for instance. I had to murder my parents and make it look like an accident. You think that was easy?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It was 80s night at a local club, but they wouldn't let me in even though I am clearly in my 80s
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Now you know why they call me the Comeback Kid! Because of all the come on my back
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I inadvertently caused some controversy at the garden center today, until a staff member kindly informed me that it's not that kind of hoe
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I see you're sporting a goatee or, as I like to call it, the coward's moustache
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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