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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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For future reference, don't scratch your balls during the moment of silence
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you can trick Trump into saying his name backwards, he'll return to his own dimension
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I've heard of losing an erection, but losing an election??
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Step on a crack ho, break your mother's backhoe
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Your balls. My face. A juggling act gone horribly wrong.
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With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Cockroach. Stinky. Boner. Dudley. Time for another episode of the 80s TV Super Best Friends
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Garfield loves lasagna, but lasagna's heart belongs only to Jon
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And the Lord sayeth unto them, "There shall be no gathering like that of an S Club gathering."
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Today I fucked Up. The Pixar movie. The hole in the middle of the DVD was a perfect fit
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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So you're telling me roid rage has nothing to to with hemorrhoids?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Though unpopular with critics, Friedrich Nietzsche's "Schlägermensch v. Übermensch" was a great financial success
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I am deeply offended when you refer to me as "butterface." Please use the vegan-friendly term "margarine face" instead
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The karate kid spends most of his time waxing off these days
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This morning I encountered a creature who was part robot, part zombie. Spoiler alert: It was my own reflection
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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War, huh, good god y'all, what is it good for? Oh yeah, the enrichment of the military industrial complex, I forgot
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, I had my scrotum pierced, and no, it wasn't on purpose
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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An 18-foot-tall statue of a penis? Not in my back door!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Please read this dumb ol' catchphrase, it'll make my ma real proud
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Why can't throat lozenges ever be salty instead of sweet?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This man sat down to write a humorous catchphrase. What happened next was
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I'm sorry I ran over your dog, but in my defense I thought it was your stupid kid
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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