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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, and after he died of dehydration, I wished I'd heeded the advice of the camel salesman
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Success has many fathers, but my father has "successes" all over town
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With all due respect Reverend, I was born a cat and by god I'll die as one, too
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Fun fact, R2-D2 isn't sentient; C-3P0 is just a really good ventriloquist
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If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. If it smells like fish, it's probably your uncle Percy
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I never said to clap, I said to put your hands together. What's wrong with you people?
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Hey, that sign clearly states "no dogs." What are you, bl-- never mind
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Yo' mama so fat, she plagued by insecurity and self-loathing.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"
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I wish they'd invent a one-handed game controller so I can play Tomb Raider on my own terms
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Two and a Half Men plus Cop and a Half equals my unsold pilot script
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My doctor told me to give up bread and meat or I'll die. Then he said "there's a lot at steak, if you'll pardon the bun." I'm looking for a new doctor
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You scratch my Vic Tayback, and I'll scratch yours
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Wanna play some Sesame street ball? Muppets versus hands
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That low-rent stripper ruined my favorite song forever when she pointed out its trite lyrics and sophomoric melody
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy
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On Christmas morning in 1995, I got a 12-inch Woody... and I'm not talking about the doll from Toy Story
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Why couldn't Tango pay for his meal at the restaurant? Because it was Cash only
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On Google I discovered that somebody with my name invented tupperware parties. Fortunately I'm still the #1 search result because I murdered my family
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Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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