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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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There's no way slow and steady could have won that race. It must've been rigged!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The inventor of Tater Tots made a fortune on "small potatoes," so quit saying it like it's a bad thing
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It's Brain Awareness Week. Does that mean Inspector Gadget's dog will finally get a bit of recognition around here?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I scream, you scream, we all scream... stop screaming everyone, I'm trying to remember how this thing ends!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As the sun sets on the Obama administration, we must ask of our nation's political cartoonists: who drew Barry more?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Vanilla Ice, pubic lice, together they are twice as nice
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I had a dime for every time I never made a dime in this business, my dime store would be overrun with excess inventory
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Do you want the Good News Bears or the Bad News Bears?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As I awoke from my coma, I looked around at the many familiar faces and thought to myself, this is a strange place for a Cheers reunion
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey, that sign clearly states "no dogs." What are you, bl-- never mind
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Where I come from, "shit for brains" is considered a compliment
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Signing up for remedial Math is as easy as 1,2,4
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When Ben Affleck said he wanted to play Batman very badly, I didn't think he meant it literally
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Your promise, my window, my nose and my heart; these are the things that you broke
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Suck it up, Jimmy, these baby seals won't club themselves
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It turns out that if you call your boss a worthless shitbag on April Fool's Day, it's still a fireable offense
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And now ladies and gentelmen, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's me and my buddies
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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