Dale Cooper Black
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You call yourselves The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, but you spelled Society wrong. I before E except after C, dumbass
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Here's a handy tip: If you're too depressed to do the dishes, you can drink out of a measuring cup
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Of all the novelty acts in the 80s, the worst was probably MC Stammer with his top ten hit "U Cuh-cuh-cuh-can't Tuh-tuh-tuh-touch Thuh-thuh-thuh-this"
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The good news is, we're not alone on this desert island after all. The bad news is, I hope you enjoy the comedy of Cameron Esposito
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After an embarrassing series of miscommunications, I finally sent my mom the Dick Van Dyke pics she asked for
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My name is rappin' Scott and I'm here to say, I will be unable to rap for you tonight due to an ongoing contract dispute
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What's Up Hot Dog Part II is arguably even better than the original
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If I were Mia Farrow, I'd call my autobiography "I Gotta Be Mia." But I'm not, so it looks like I'll have to call it "I Gotta Be Tisa" instead
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Mildred accepted the Hawaiian pizza into her mouth all right, but she stubbornly refused to make her famous horse shapes
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When I complained about their product, the company told me to shove it up my ass. Turns out that's the proper way to deliver a suppository
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Apart from that, how did everyone enjoy the concert?
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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Jenna von Oÿ doesn't like movies about serial killers
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If you like the concept of french fries, you'll love the concept car of Frenchfries
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Can you believe my grandma still likes anal sex at her age? And in a coma, no less!
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I need to use your bathroom, but not for the usual reasons
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I got 99 problems but inoperable testicular cancer is probably the worst one
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Debra Winger? I hardly know her filmography! I'll check her IMDB page tonight
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I guess I'm what you would call a Jaleel White Supremacist
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Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and masturbate like Bedford County doesn't have you under house arrest for public nudity
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I occasionally bing "crosby" but I never yahoo "serious"
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The Land Before Time Part II takes place after the events depicted in The Land Before Time Part I. Hmm, sounds like time exists in this land after all
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To make a Shelly Long story Martin Short, Captain Ron Howard directed Night Shift
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