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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Lordy, lordy, look who's forty thousand dollars in debt
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Who's up for a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jazz Hands?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Face the facts, McGillicutty: there's a killer on the loose leaf
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Who's this big farmer everyone is so concerned about?
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And now you know why they call me the Godfather of Solfege
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It turns out that "midget hockey" does not mean what I thought it meant
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all, except for one. To my eternal regret, I never got to rock my Granny's face before she passed.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When counselling others, try not to get the five stages of grief mixed up with the seven dwarves
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clement's. Shut up, bells! You don't control me anymore
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Like Dr. King, I also have a dream, but mine involves bears on unicycles jousting with each other and some other stuff I can't talk about
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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But if you want to know about stamps, lollipops and 9 volt batteries, you're gonna have to go to lickipedia.com
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Zombie parakeets are all like, "Graaains! Graaains!"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm the "go-to" guy when my co-workers have problems. They go to me and say, "Stop causing all these problems."
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sometimes I run out of food, and sometimes food runs out of me
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When Grandma died, we flushed her down the toilet. To clarify, "Grandma" was the name of our goldfish
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I had a dime for every illegitimate child I've sired, I'd have dimes all over town, plus one dime doing 15 to life in Louisiana State Penitentiary
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I just woke up from a dream where I was flying, and boy are my arms tired
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You can tuna salad, but you can't make him drink
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friend's nose, but you still can't marry a horse in the State of Arizona
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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