Dale Cooper Black
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You think you got problems? My testicles are literally nuts
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Just a reminder to everyone that you can only change your stupid username 3 times in a 30 day period
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Thiiis halloween episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Scarespace
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Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant
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I was hoping to score a hot piece of ass, but I got the cold shoulder instead. Worst cannibal potluck ever
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I used to believe that the children are our future, but I'm starting to think it's gonna be horses
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In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy
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In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun
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What did Helvetica say to Comic Sans when Comic Sans asked Helvetica for a date?
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Tip: You can use toilet paper instead of bubble wrap, but not vice versa
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8 easter eggs you might have missed in "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"
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On Google I discovered that somebody with my name invented tupperware parties. Fortunately I'm still the #1 search result because I murdered my family
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Just to clarify... When you said "let's put a pin in it," did you mean we should perform the bone fracture repair surgery, or discuss it later?
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Peter Piper a récolté 16 pintes de poivrons décapés
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First we get Windows 10, and now nuclear war with North Korea. First world problems, amirite?
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You can't buy happiness, but you sure can rent hookers for awhile
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a dollar. The bartender says, "Every day you come in here and ask for a dollar. I'll tell you what."
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When Blockbuster closed down, they gave their employees a Joan Severance package
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I've got a pretty good catchphrase about the corns on my feet, but I don't wanna encroach on anyone else's territory
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My doctor told me to give up bread and meat or I'll die. Then he said "there's a lot at steak, if you'll pardon the bun." I'm looking for a new doctor
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The only cookbook in my parents' house was Mastering the Art of French Cooking. As far as I'm concerned, that's Julia Child abuse
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These catchphrases practically write theyselves
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