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    Due to increased political tensions, we will be severing ties with our sister podcast, Comedy Pyongyang

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    In the seventies, they were briefly known as Huey, Dewey, Louie and Young

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you don't call your Superhero-themed Japanese restaurant "Batman and Ramen," you're much less likely to get sued by Time-Warner

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Those untamed, long-necked waterbirds tricked me into performing a fruitless search. I guess you could say they are a couple of real assholes

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    That low-rent stripper ruined my favorite song forever when she pointed out its trite lyrics and sophomoric melody

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Thanks for your efforts in collecting this sample of tiger semen. For future reference, though, it's much easier if you tranquilize them first

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got this. And by "this" I mean AIDS. And by "got" I mean "gave you"

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sometimes a brand name becomes the generic term for a product. These facial tissues, for example, are more commonly known as Jizz Ragsâ„¢

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Batman's parents were killed in Crime Alley, but ironically his kids were conceived in Kirstie Alley

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm only watching this reboot in hopes of seeing MacGyver finally pull his knife on someone

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's a handy tip for making coffee AND cleaning your underwear at the same time

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I awoke...

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It wasn't easy to smuggle a 200-pound Komodo dragon into Denmark, but it's the only country that'll recognize our civil union

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I love coffee, I love tea, I love sneaking in your yard to take a pee

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    It's always darkest before the Don Knotts movie marathon

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    "Keep your pants on, Buddy," I said to my dog, Buddy, who never did care for pants

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The phrase "why don't you grow a pair" has an entirely different meaning in Heaven

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All the farmhands agreed, Petunia was definitely a PILF

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    But doc, how can I have a personality disorder if everyone agrees that I don't even have a personality?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have...

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Are you there, God? It's me, bigboobslover1986. I forgot my password again

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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