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    In Soviet Russia, the Titanic goes down on the band

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hamburglary is a felony offense in this town, mister, and I can assure you that Judge McRib takes a very hard stance against it

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Out of all the cats packed onto this plane, I can't believe it was Mr. Sprinkles who figured out how to land it

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Do I have to spell it out for you? A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    There's a funny smell coming from my neighbor's apartment. Downright hilarious, actually

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am "Weed" Richards, leader of the Fantastic 420. The only thing I can stretch is my mind

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    I hate to break it to you, Popeye, but your son has "Blow Me Down" syndrome

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Polygamy timbers!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Baa, baa, Night Court, have you any Bull? Yes, sir, yes, sir, nine seasons full

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We apologize for the typo in our brochure, but we hope you'll enjoy your stay here at Parasite Island nonetheless

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    For some reason, ticket sales have only increased since our specimen of Panthera pardus suffered irreparable hearing loss

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Here's an interesting fact about Canada's political system. Ha ha, just kidding

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Where did Mr. Fluffypants go? He went to the place that all cats go when they die, honey. The big freezer in the basement

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun fact, Mother Teresa is burning in hell for all eternity

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey Obama, want a job at Earwolf? The only catch is you'll have to call ME "mister president"!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The world doesn't owe you any flavors

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Tonight on Breaking Good: Drug kingpin Walter Black takes another step closer to becoming a high school teacher

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Cuttlefish have the ability to camouflage themselves in any nearly environment. Right now mine is disguised as a plate of deep-fried nuggets

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    My favorite dish is also my favorite pair of TV shows from the 70s: Fish and CHiPS

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Thought it was time for a bowel movement, but no dice. Really starting to wish I never swallowed those dice

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I got 99 catchphrases but "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" ain't one

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Life goes by in the blink of an eye. One minute you're a kid who tortures cats in the backyard, the next minute you're president of the United States

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Chip's a whore!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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