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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Oh, Whole Foods with a "W." For a minute there, I thought they only had swiss cheese and donuts
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you think Batman is cool now, wait 'til you read his poems about loneliness
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I have a monkey and I call him Mysterious George, because it's a mystery as to where he hides his soiled diapers
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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s = \sqrt{\frac{1}{N-1} \sum_{i=1}^N (x_i - \overline{x})^2}
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We're making more appearances this tour than Cupcake Carl in an office bathroom
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's great to be here in Almont, North Dakota for the 68th annual Lutefisk and Lefse Supper
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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News, joy, legs and jam: I've spread these things across the land
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Can you imagine if Christopher Hitchens walked in here right now?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"Ensure pressure inside the chamber is raised to sea pressure before opening." Oh sorry, that was a hatch phrase suggestion
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Merry Christmas, everyone! Note to Scott, do this one on Christmas
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Merry not-Christmas, everyone! Note to Scott, don't do this one on Christmas
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When Khonsu closes a door, he also closes a window; question not the wisdom of Khonsu, mortal!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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John Denver, JFK Jr. and the Cuban National Fencing Team walked into a bar. Wait, did I say walked into a bar? I meant crashed into the ocean
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Please inform your kitchen staff that "dumpling" is not the diminutive form of "dump"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Now that Morley's dead, there will be a moratorium on promoting Safer sex
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I got a "mild high" just from walking in this room
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't take anything in life for granted, except for this seemingly never-ending streak of good luck
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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