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    Is America great again yet?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and I've never won an Emmy. What are the odds?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This church potluck is officially a fiasco. Low points? Doreen's so-called sweet pickle relish, and Reverend Coleman pushing those kids off the roof

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, but Jabba the Hutt likes it mostly in his butt

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The good news is we figured out how to clone a human. The bad news is it's John Larroquette

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you're not a Smurf, you shouldn't be using the S-word

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    After an unprecedented 46-year run, the reign of Mayor McCheese came to a tragic conclusion at the McDonaldland Kennel Club dog show

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I dreamt I ate a miniature marshmallow, and when I woke up my penis was gone

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun fact, the Queen receives 5% of all Alf merchandise sold in the UK and Australia

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    When you're Todd Bridges, every mirror is a Diff'rent Strokes cast reunion

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. The analogy doesn't really work without visuals, so imagine some eggs

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I agree that there have been too many pirate jokes at this funeral, but you should've thought of that before you named your kid "Treasure"

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Annoyed by the constant screams of countless teenage girls, the Beatles eventually quit performing sacrificial murders

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I've been wrestling my demons for awhile now, and I'm starting to think they might be gay

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    George Harrison is dead, but his Hitler moustache will live on forever

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yes, I met Billy Dee Williams and yes, the "Dee" stands for "Douchebag"

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I didn't ask to be born, but then again I don't remember much from that period so maybe I did

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Happy wife, happy life; funny smell, Norman Fell

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you like Judge Judy, wait'll you meet Fudge Judy

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't be surprised if David Lynch changes one or two digits of his bank card password; he's famous for making PIN tweaks

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Ernest Borgnine didn't die, he upgraded to Ernest Borg 10

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We're gonna party like it's 1999, i.e. stay inside our shelters and wait for this Y2K thing to play out

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Keep away from Runaround Sulu

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy, but Clark Kent made some fat stacks from all those 'sclusies

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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