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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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If I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have if I had a dime for everytime somebody asked me how many dimes I'd have...
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey guys, this is just a reminder to watch your cholesterolstello levels
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They used to call him Ol' Blue Eyes, but nowadays he's just Ol' Empty Eye Sockets
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Don't forget to TiVo tonight's episode of NCIS: Lost Sandwiches
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I need to use your bathroom, but not for the usual reasons
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, I know your ad says "no black gentlemen" but I can assure you I'm no gentleman. Also, you're pretty racist for a prostitute
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here's a tip for keeping those bullies away: poop your pants. They hate the smell!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No, I don't believe in labels, but I'll be needing my label maker back regardless
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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FYI Doctor, it's a bit confusing when you shout "Abort! Abort!" in the middle of an abortion procedure
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For childless couples, dogs and cats can provide a great alternative when it comes to making ritual sacrifices
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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To his dying day, Dr. Jones held onto his belief that the earth is actually short round
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Obama's not coming FOR your guns, he's coming ON your guns. It's kinda his thing
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Actually, it was Harvey Weinstein's MONSTER that did all those terrible things
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jimmy Kimmel never gets, don't you know Bruce Banner yet?
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There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It's Brain Awareness Week. Does that mean Inspector Gadget's dog will finally get a bit of recognition around here?
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"Ensure pressure inside the chamber is raised to sea pressure before opening." Oh sorry, that was a hatch phrase suggestion
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One out of ten words in this catchphrase is gay
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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in a surprise move, Stanley Kirk Burrell announced that you can go ahead and touch this now if you still want to
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Star wars, clone wars, storage wars... Can't we all just get along?
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