Dale Cooper Black
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Where did the time go? It didn't go anywhere, that's not how time works
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you need somebody to do small repairs around the house, just look in the mirror and say "handyman" five times
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My new strategy is to reply to every post and hope that a catchphrase is accidentally attributed to me
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You say po-tay-to famine, I say po-tah-to famine
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We did it, guys -- 666 pages! All praise and thanks be to Satan
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gimme sleaze, gimme fleas, gimme hand-foot-and-mouth disease. Fly overseas to my Portuguese premises, bend at the knees for my Japanese squeeze cheese
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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With all due respect, your honor, you've got a fairly narrow definition of the term "horse lover"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I wandered the world looking for happiness, and it turned out to be right here in my backyard sex cult
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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These Roy Rogers DVDs really ought to come with a Trigger warning
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is literarily the worst book I've ever read
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When John Lennon said he was bigger than Jesus, I'm pretty sure he meant "down there"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Before midnight, however, we're definitely going to keep it tucked discreetly inside
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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83 years old and suffering from inoperable pancreatic cancer, Pinnochio started to wonder why he ever gave up his sweet gig as an immortal wooden toy
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Obama's not coming FOR your guns, he's coming ON your guns. It's kinda his thing
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. But on a rainy afternoon like this one I'll probably just stay home and masturbate
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, although come to think of it a lot of people did call him "jizz factory"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. He even gave me a pretty good handjob that one time
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've been saving a very special catchphrase for precisely this moment, and here it is
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A Canadian asshole is equivalent to an average New Yorker
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jeez, get a sense of humour, lady. What did you expect me to say when you picked up those milk jugs
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sorry about all these shitty catchphrases, guys. I guess I still haven't gotten over the death of Abe Vigoda
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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