Dale Cooper Black
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Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! Yup, just a stupid bird, sorry for the ruckus
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When God made you, he pooped out something really special
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When Stan Lee died and went to Hell, he looked at the Devil and said, "Hey, didn't I create you?" "Co-created," corrected the Devil. "With Jack Kirby."
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I doubt that the birth of this foal would've gone as smoothly without your timely intervention, Batman
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Pete Holmes is like the Mary Sue of his own life
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Henry and Nancy, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-E-R
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I slept like a baby last night -- I shit in a diaper and cried for hours
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Fun fact, Tom Hanks has a surprising amount of human heads in his freezer
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Turns out www.donglover.com has nothing to do with Donald Glover
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One, two, buckle my shoe. Three, four, I said buckle it bitch
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I'm watching Bohemian Rhapsody and I must say, I smell Oscar! My friend Oscar, who hasn't washed his balls in months
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What a coincidence, FattTitz4u_69 was my mother's name
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Hashtag build a giant robot to cradle you like a baby
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Bill Cosby walks into a bar, because he's blind
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Three men walk into a bar. Two of them slept with the other guy's wife. The guy never found out, but everyone in town knew about it
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A man and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because ducks aren't allowed in there
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A man walks into a bar. He goes behind the bar and starts serving drinks because he's the bartender
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A man and his son walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, that's my son!" How is this possible? Because the bartender was talking about some other kid, that's how
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