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Romper, stomper, bomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, which catchphrase shall I pick to say?
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This catchphrase is dedicated to Murray. Fuzzy moustache Murray, not denim jacket Murray.
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One out of ten words in this catchphrase is gay
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The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture
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Elvis liked to take big shits, but in the end it was a big shit that took him
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Bill Shatner found another "captain's log" in his bed this morning
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You're right, being a mushroom farmer is a lot of fun... but my name isn't Gus
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I'm sorry about last night's incident, but in fairness you should have told me about your no-snakes policy BEFORE you hired me as a babysitter
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Is that a banana in your pocket, or a depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state?
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During its entire history, the World Horse Association never managed to pass even a single motion
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If you can see past my shabby clothing, incoherent speech and garbage bag shoes, you'll see that inside I'm really just a random weirdo
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Just watched "OJ: Made in America" and I'm more convinced than ever that OJ is the culprit responsible for "Goldie and the Boxer"
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My cat thinks outside the box, or at least she shits there anyway
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Why? Because fuck your 2-for-1 Pizza Factory coupon, that's why
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FYI Doctor, it's a bit confusing when you shout "Abort! Abort!" in the middle of an abortion procedure
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The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.
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The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in
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I'd be more supportive of an all-robot workforce if somebody would just glue some googly eyes onto them
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