Dale Cooper Black
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Yes, we have a brick-and-mortar Google store in my town. It's called the library
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Business idea: Door-to-door WIkipedia salesman. It just. Might. Work.
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When I die, I want my remains placed back inside my mother's womb
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My name is rapping Scott and I'm here to say, the catchphrases lately are just okay
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When visiting friends or family in Canada, remember to bring a box of live rats for their snake god Glycon
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Need help finding that perfect gift? Well, fuck you
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Just a reminder that Santa might come to take you away at any time this holiday season. Please have your affairs in order
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In my house it's T. Hanks giving. 'Burbs, anyone?
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Hello popcorn, my old friend / I've come to sit with you again
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Just watched "OJ: Made in America" and I'm more convinced than ever that OJ is the culprit responsible for "Goldie and the Boxer"
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Wouldn't it be hilarious if it turned out that JFK actually committed suicide?
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If I had a honey bear, I'd name him "Attila" because I'm fairly certain he'd strike terror into the hearts of the Romans
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I'd have more sympathy for these frostbite victims if they hadn't shown up at the hospital in blackface
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My friend Bill can't even tell a simple story without using a bunch of crazy hand gestures! Because he's mute
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Grandpa used to be nuts, but now he's a vegetable
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The bible never mentions whether or not Jesus farted during the crucifixion, but in my opinion he wouldn't have bothered holding it in
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As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood
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Sorry for the misunderstanding, ma'am. I thought "big box store" meant something else entirely
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Oh great, another mouth to feed. I wish I'd never taken this job at the Fukushima Nuclear Power Plant
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Your reasoning is flawed, my friend. If Stanley Kubrick had faked the moon landing, there wouldn't be any mistakes in the pictures
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It's lonely at the Top Gun Naval Fighter Weapons School without Goose around
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Step on a crack ho, break your mother's backhoe
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say we should build an addition to our treehouse right here
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