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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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It may surprise you to learn that the chicken and the egg were able to come at the same time
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I'm sorry, but I don't have time to kick your ass right now
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Today I fucked Up. The Pixar movie. The hole in the middle of the DVD was a perfect fit
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My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy
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Please quit dragging your favorite member of the Jackson family into every conversation when it's not germane
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Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?
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Remember when we saw all those cats sleeping in the barn? They were actually dead
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"This is actually a pretty common problem," said the computer repairman as he removed the farmer from my Dell
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"Well, well, well," said the man as he pointed out his wells
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I'll bet you're wondering how in the world I ever found you, Professor Loudfarts!
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If I want your opinion I'll ask Santa for it, he got the hookup for most anything
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Today I learned that President Garfield was not a wisecracking, lasagna-loving fat cat
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I believe we make our own luck. Did I say luck? I meant clothing. We make our own clothing out of garbage bags and duct tape
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I wore my Nick Fury costume to the premiere of Captain America: Civil War. Side note: worst 3D I've ever seen
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Before inspiration struck, Neil Simon struggled with his first draft of The Odd Single
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First of all, I don't approve of these "ugly baby" contests and second of all, I don't understand why my taint was even eligible
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There ought to be a disclaimer in Finding Dory clarifying that dirty mop water is not the preferred method for transporting tropical fish
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If I seem excited, it's only because I finally earned my merit badge in lancing from the Boil Scouts of America
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No, I don't know what that smell is. What do I look like, Nostril-damus?
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I wasn't sure I'd be able to free myself when my penis got stuck in that crevasse, but I managed to pull it off
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Jesus covered his eyes while I changed my clothes, but I think he was peeking thru his stigmata
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