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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Sorry about all these shitty catchphrases, guys. I guess I still haven't gotten over the death of Abe Vigoda
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Everyone gave me a dirty look when I pointed out that the cost of the solid chocolate bunnies was comparable to the hollow cost
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've heard of bad bestiality puns, but this is pig-dick-ulous
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When he was a kid, Gus Petty thought the world's most popular pasta dish was named after him
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Billy Joel flew to Calgary on Sunday to plead his case
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We're making more appearances this tour than Cupcake Carl in an office bathroom
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Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Professor Plum and Christopher Plummer are... Plum and Plummer
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Life is like a box of chocolates: After awhile you'll have to take it away from grandma for her own good
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If we have daydreams during the day, what do we have at night?
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Good news / bad news, guys. We finally got a response from hotdog, but the response is "no comment"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop, and vice versa
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Prediction: Scott will finally close this contest before the end of the year. For reals
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Four legs good, two legs bad. Three legs, more info needed
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"All ears am I," replied Yoda, betraying a hint of a wry smile.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you ask me, Lenny Bruce Lee Harvey Oswald the Rabbit is still the world's greatest lover
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all, except for one. To my eternal regret, I never got to rock my Granny's face before she passed.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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That Len Goodman interview was a blatant example of cha-cha-cha journalism
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I wore my Nick Fury costume to the premiere of Captain America: Civil War. Side note: worst 3D I've ever seen
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! Yup, just a stupid bird, sorry for the ruckus
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Most folks 'round here worked at th' old puppy mill but they closed it down back in aught six due to th' globalization of th' puppy industry, I reckon
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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And now you know why they call me the Godfather of Solfege
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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