Dale Cooper Black
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This is the story of a little league team that nobody believed in, except for one special coach who led them all the way to the championship game...
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Did it ever occur to you that Rey could be the daughter of Luke Skywalker AND Princess Leia?
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When you look up "dictionary" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you holding a dictionary
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But if I don't get high and watch this Big Bird documentary on Netflix, then who will?
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As I was choosing which pencil to use, I was reminded of a line from Hamlet: "Fetch me thy largest pencil, Osric, that I may insert it into my rectum"
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Pasta comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a resauranteur I come in many pasta dishes
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My boss wants to put a human face on the company, so it looks like I'll be taking a trip to the morgue
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ORANGE you glad I didn't punch you in the nuts again?
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Can't wait for Episode 8: The Force Makes a Cup of Coffee
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I'm the proud mother of two beautiful daughters, and one who's maybe about a six
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Dwight White might write quite trite shite tonight
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But how can I have a personality disorder when I don't even have a personality?
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Two and a Half Men plus Cop and a Half equals my unsold pilot script
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This walk on the beach is like my favorite actor on Cheers: shelly, long
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Here's something to think about: clarinet lessons
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Fun fact: Filming the waterslide scene in The Goonies was so exciting, Corey Feldman almost blew Chunk
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It's ironic that they call you "the waiter" yet I'm the one who's been waiting 25 minutes for my gazpacho
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In Japan, you can only refer to a person as "honey" if they are actually made of honey
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It was only after listening to Jeff Foxworthy's classic You Might be a Serial Killer routine that Andrei Chikatilo realized what a monster he'd become
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Why can't throat lozenges ever be salty instead of sweet?
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