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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Life was simpler when I was a kid. Back then, the only thing our parents had to worry about was our plan to murder them in their sleep
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The good news is, we found your cockatoo. The bad news is, we're going to have to infiltrate the subconscious of Ricky Schroder. Oh, excuse me -- the subconscious of "Rick" Schroder.
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I'd like to see a movie where the Wolf Man bites Dracula and Dracula bites the Wolf Man, just because I'm curious
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If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You can't mix ova with cryoprotectant and reduce the temperature to minus 196 degrees Fahrenheit without breaking some eggs
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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With a name like Steve Guttenberg, you'd think he'd have at least one goddamned bible
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Grow, grow, grow your scrote, gently with this cream
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Pasta comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a resauranteur I come in many pasta dishes
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We apologize for the typo in our brochure, but we hope you'll enjoy your stay here at Parasite Island nonetheless
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Of all the novelty acts in the 80s, the worst was probably MC Stammer with his top ten hit "U Cuh-cuh-cuh-can't Tuh-tuh-tuh-touch Thuh-thuh-thuh-this"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun
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To make a Shelly Long story Martin Short, Captain Ron Howard directed Night Shift
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Garrison Keillor: Humorist. Raconteur. World class pussy hound.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I know my dear granny went to heaven, because she was praying to Jesus when I pulled the trigger
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Stop the presses! The elevator door will close when it's good and ready
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Now that we've found our pants, only one mystery remains: How do we get them down from that power line?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I went for butt augmentation surgery, but they half-assed it
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Whattaya say we close all the windows and make the biggest hotbox ever
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The road to success isn't always easy. Take me, for instance. I had to murder my parents and make it look like an accident. You think that was easy?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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