Dale Cooper Black
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Help, I'm trapped under this rubble... Barney Rubble, that is
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I never did figure out how to set the cock on my VCR
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God made Adam and Eve, not Frodo-inspired novelty cock rings for his etsy store
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The good news is we found Carmen Sandiego. The bad news is she gave me syphilis
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Go easy on granddad, he just murdered everyone at his class reunion
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You only said it was an 80s party; you didn't say 1980s
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Here in London, a policeman's salary is known as "bobby dinero"
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What happens in Stoke-on-trent stays in Stoke-on-trent
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In the land of the blinds, the blind installer is king
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I'm really enjoying these cornish pasties, or as we call them back in America, funbags
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If you can see past my shabby clothing, incoherent speech and garbage bag shoes, you'll see that inside I'm really just a random weirdo
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I'd like my money back for this box of cereal please. I thought it said "Brain Flakes"
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My wife's cooking is so bad, I have to hire prostitutes
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I wasn't expecting to see Chubby Checker perform in this action movie, but they did say there would be a surprise twist at the end
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Explain to me like I'm a 5 year old why everyone treats me like I'm a 5 year old
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Don't judge me until you've logged 30 hours as my World of Warcraft avatar
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When I said my door is always open, I meant that you were supposed to fix it, dumbass
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Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man, dig me a grave as fast as you can
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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're burning in hell for all eternity
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I think my ceiling fan is made from alien ship parts, but that's just a crazy fan theory
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