Dale Cooper Black
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But how can I have a personality disorder when I don't even have a personality?
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Dwight White might write quite trite shite tonight
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I'm the proud mother of two beautiful daughters, and one who's maybe about a six
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Can't wait for Episode 8: The Force Makes a Cup of Coffee
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ORANGE you glad I didn't punch you in the nuts again?
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My boss wants to put a human face on the company, so it looks like I'll be taking a trip to the morgue
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If you think Batman is cool now, wait 'til you read his poems about loneliness
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Pasta comes in many shapes and sizes, and as a resauranteur I come in many pasta dishes
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As I was choosing which pencil to use, I was reminded of a line from Hamlet: "Fetch me thy largest pencil, Osric, that I may insert it into my rectum"
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But if I don't get high and watch this Big Bird documentary on Netflix, then who will?
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When you look up "dictionary" in the dictionary, there's a picture of you holding a dictionary
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This is the story of a little league team that nobody believed in, except for one special coach who led them all the way to the championship game...
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Did it ever occur to you that Rey could be the daughter of Luke Skywalker AND Princess Leia?
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Are your legs tired? Because you've been running away from me all day
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in a surprise move, Stanley Kirk Burrell announced that you can go ahead and touch this now if you still want to
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Are you OK? You look as though you've seen a Ghostbusters reboot
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If you look carefully, you'll see Minneapolis is wearing a fake goatee
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Lately it seems like my dad can't stop reminiscing about the good old days before he murdered my mom
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Boy, did I pick the wrong major -- I thought Philosophy was the talk on a cereal box
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If you want anything in life, you've gotta go out and grab it by the balls, unless it's a bull, in which case you should just follow proper procedures
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Faced with a choice between quality and quantity, I chose neither
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