Dale Cooper Black
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Picture it: You and me walking hand in hand along the beach. Waves crashing on the rocky shore. Up ahead, a Golden Retriever teaches her pups to swim.
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I'm afraid there's no other way to say this: penis.
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Gather round kids. Gather hourglass and pear shaped kids, too. Body shape doesn't matter, as long as we feed the beast!
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If it looks like a truck, swims like a truck, and quacks like a truck, then what you have there sir is a swimming, quacking truck
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16 electric eels who are secretly gay — number 7 will shock you!
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The people who hate Moe are a bunch of Moe foes
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I smell sex and candy and – to complete the trilogy of things you shouldn't take from strangers – shit
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Professor Plum and Christopher Plummer are... Plum and Plummer
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Garfield loves lasagna, but lasagna's heart belongs only to Jon
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Life was simpler when I was a kid. Back then, the only thing our parents had to worry about was our plan to murder them in their sleep
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The sooner you get off your fat ass and clean the bathroom, the sooner you'll be able to move on from the terrible tragedy that happened in there
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How would I know if my website visitors are unique if I've never even met them?
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Fun fact, the Bible was originally written in witches' blood
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Get married, have kids and grow old with 'er? I hardly know 'er!
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No, I asked for twisty BRAD, the delivery guy slash contortionist
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Clowns may be scary, but their carpooling skills are stupendous
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Green screen, Martin Sheen. Red skull, Martin Mull
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Well, I don't see what's so "fine" about these asbestos particles. If you ask me, they suck
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In case you didn't notice, ANDREW Garfield also loves lasagna
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