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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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It turns out that "midget hockey" does not mean what I thought it meant
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Please quit dragging your favorite member of the Jackson family into every conversation when it's not germane
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gather round kids. Gather hourglass and pear shaped kids, too. Body shape doesn't matter, as long as we feed the beast!
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The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain, but Jabba the Hutt likes it mostly in his butt
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Thought it was time for a bowel movement, but no dice. Really starting to wish I never swallowed those dice
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day
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Suck it up, Jimmy, these baby seals won't club themselves
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Here's something to think about: clarinet lessons
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Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. He even gave me a pretty good handjob that one time
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to Big Beaver, Pennsylvania, and vice versa
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It turns out that if you call your boss a worthless shitbag on April Fool's Day, it's still a fireable offense
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more flatulence you will experience
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I smell sex and candy and β to complete the trilogy of things you shouldn't take from strangers β shit
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I hate to break it to you, Popeye, but your son has "Blow Me Down" syndrome
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sometimes a brand name becomes the generic term for a product. These facial tissues, for example, are more commonly known as Jizz Ragsβ’
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If I don't make it, please tell your wife I loved her!
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Our opera about mollusk gatherers is going to be controversial, judging by the loud clammer in the audience on opening night
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That sign over your restaurant is sexist. It should say "Five People"
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