Dale Cooper Black
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If you ask me, Lenny Bruce Lee Harvey Oswald the Rabbit is still the world's greatest lover
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I wore my Nick Fury costume to the premiere of Captain America: Civil War. Side note: worst 3D I've ever seen
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I believe we make our own luck. Did I say luck? I meant clothing. We make our own clothing out of garbage bags and duct tape
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If I want your opinion I'll ask Santa for it, he got the hookup for most anything
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I'll bet you're wondering how in the world I ever found you, Professor Loudfarts!
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"Well, well, well," said the man as he pointed out his wells
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"This is actually a pretty common problem," said the computer repairman as he removed the farmer from my Dell
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Remember when we saw all those cats sleeping in the barn? They were actually dead
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I can't figure out if Miss Piggy gave me a blow job or Frank Oz gave me a hand job
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My cat thinks outside the box, or at least she shits there anyway
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Why? Because fuck your 2-for-1 Pizza Factory coupon, that's why
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FYI Doctor, it's a bit confusing when you shout "Abort! Abort!" in the middle of an abortion procedure
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The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.
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I'd be more supportive of an all-robot workforce if somebody would just glue some googly eyes onto them
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It may surprise you to learn that the chicken and the egg were able to come at the same time
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Today I fucked Up. The Pixar movie. The hole in the middle of the DVD was a perfect fit
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I'm sorry, but I don't have time to kick your ass right now
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Please quit dragging your favorite member of the Jackson family into every conversation when it's not germane
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My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy
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Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?
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