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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Just a reminder that Santa might come to take you away at any time this holiday season. Please have your affairs in order
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Need help finding that perfect gift? Well, fuck you
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When visiting friends or family in Canada, remember to bring a box of live rats for their snake god Glycon
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My name is rapping Scott and I'm here to say, the catchphrases lately are just okay
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When I die, I want my remains placed back inside my mother's womb
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Business idea: Door-to-door WIkipedia salesman. It just. Might. Work.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, we have a brick-and-mortar Google store in my town. It's called the library
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Sorry about all these shitty catchphrases, guys. I guess I still haven't gotten over the death of Abe Vigoda
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Jeez, get a sense of humour, lady. What did you expect me to say when you picked up those milk jugs
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A Canadian asshole is equivalent to an average New Yorker
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I've been saving a very special catchphrase for precisely this moment, and here it is
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. He even gave me a pretty good handjob that one time
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, although come to think of it a lot of people did call him "jizz factory"
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In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. But on a rainy afternoon like this one I'll probably just stay home and masturbate
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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83 years old and suffering from inoperable pancreatic cancer, Pinnochio started to wonder why he ever gave up his sweet gig as an immortal wooden toy
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When John Lennon said he was bigger than Jesus, I'm pretty sure he meant "down there"
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Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT
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This is literarily the worst book I've ever read
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These Roy Rogers DVDs really ought to come with a Trigger warning
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I wandered the world looking for happiness, and it turned out to be right here in my backyard sex cult
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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With all due respect, your honor, you've got a fairly narrow definition of the term "horse lover"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gimme sleaze, gimme fleas, gimme hand-foot-and-mouth disease. Fly overseas to my Portuguese premises, bend at the knees for my Japanese squeeze cheese
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We did it, guys -- 666 pages! All praise and thanks be to Satan
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You say po-tay-to famine, I say po-tah-to famine
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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