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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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My plan to win the international paper airplane contest is two-fold
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What do you call it when Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkins play a game of table tennis?
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Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets. And now here's Tom with a look at sports
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I'm dating a woman who's old enough to be my wife!
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If you like Judge Judy, wait'll you meet Fudge Judy
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Remember when we saw all those cats sleeping in the barn? They were actually dead
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Back in my day, we had a thing called common decency. I didn't pay it any mind back then, either
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I awoke...
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I got this. And by "this" I mean AIDS. And by "got" I mean "gave you"
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I slept like a baby last night -- I shit in a diaper and cried for hours
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I'm drinking yesterday's coffee and eating tomorrow's lunch; take THAT, space-time continuum!
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Fun fact: If Jesus hadn't been crucified, he'd be dead by now of natural causes anyway
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Me no am Bizarro Superman. Don't ask me anything!
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I have an apartment on the 15th floor or, as I like to call it, "Plan B"
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I wasn't sure I'd be able to free myself when my penis got stuck in that crevasse, but I managed to pull it off
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Your reasoning is flawed, my friend. If Stanley Kubrick had faked the moon landing, there wouldn't be any mistakes in the pictures
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In Soviet Russia, the Titanic goes down on the band
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What a coincidence, FattTitz4u_69 was my mother's name
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