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    During its entire history, the World Horse Association never managed to pass even a single motion

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Is that a banana in your pocket, or a depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm sorry about last night's incident, but in fairness you should have told me about your no-snakes policy BEFORE you hired me as a babysitter

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    You're right, being a mushroom farmer is a lot of fun... but my name isn't Gus

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    There's no "we" in "team" either, coach

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    Bill Shatner found another "captain's log" in his bed this morning

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Elvis liked to take big shits, but in the end it was a big shit that took him

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    One out of ten words in this catchphrase is gay

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This catchphrase is dedicated to Murray. Fuzzy moustache Murray, not denim jacket Murray.

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Hey everybody, group shrug

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    She sells state secrets down by the seashore

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Romper, stomper, bomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, which catchphrase shall I pick to say?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This episode is dedicated to Margaret.

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you thought the Jingle Cats were just a one-hit novelty act, think again

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I am a fully grown man trapped inside a refrigerator, ask me anything

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Explain to me why it's considered "labor" to lay around in bed and wait for a baby to pop out

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I don't take anything in life for granted, except for this seemingly never-ending streak of good luck

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I no longer go to farmer's markets, due to the rampant cider-bullying

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fun film fact: The horse from "The Black Stallion" later made a cameo appearance in "The Road Warrior" as a can of dog food

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    Bill Hader? I barely know 'im

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    Amber Heard Janet Yellen because James Spader

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    Can't you read the sign? No Woman, No Cry

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Grow, grow, grow your scrote, gently with this cream

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I saw a guy riding his bike on the sidewalk RIGHT NEXT TO A BIKE LANE. I must be in Vancouver

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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