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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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We're gonna build a wall and make the giant monsters pay for it, hashtag make skull island great again
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All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake
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Don't worry, that's not a used condom on the floor! My penis sheds its skin every couple of months
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Technically George Martin was the 3rd Beatle b/c he moved up two notches after Lennon and Harrison died
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Vanilla Ice, pubic lice, together they are twice as nice
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The Land Before Time Part II takes place after the events depicted in The Land Before Time Part I. Hmm, sounds like time exists in this land after all
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My life is kind of like that show The Bachelor, but with cats instead of women. And everybody gets to stay!
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They didn't even have any rules of decorum when I joined this club. Maybe that's not a coincidence
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Where I come from, "shit for brains" is considered a compliment
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It was Larry's refusal to stop setting the staff room toaster to "max" that eventually led to his dismissal from the Epilepsy Research Center
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You can tuna salad, but you can't make him drink
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If you combined Grandpa's entire library into a single book, its title would be "201 Golf Jokes and Sex Positions"
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My cat thinks outside the box, or at least she shits there anyway
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There ought to be a disclaimer in Finding Dory clarifying that dirty mop water is not the preferred method for transporting tropical fish
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An experienced graphic designer will consider many options when choosing Arthur Fontsarelli, AKA the fonts
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I lied and said "no" when my date asked me if I had GPS, but it turned out she wasn't talking about Geriatric Penis Syndrome
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The window blind industry is 100% committed to ending drape culture
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Faced with a choice between quality and quantity, I chose neither
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"It's nice to see a new face around here" is what it said on the front of the card we gave to Gladys after her face transplant operation
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But if I don't get high and watch this Big Bird documentary on Netflix, then who will?
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In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. But on a rainy afternoon like this one I'll probably just stay home and masturbate
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I dreamt I ate a miniature marshmallow, and when I woke up my penis was gone
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