Dale Cooper Black
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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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If this is Hollywood North, I'd hate to see Spokane North
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In Soviet Russia, soldiers dress like Vancouver hipsters
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The glaucoma rate in this town is off the charts
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I saw hundreds of people lined up in front of a packing crate today; the winning bid was 1.2 mil
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Vancouver life tip: If you need an umbrella, go to any place of business and tell them you think you left a black umbrella behind last time
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Whattaya say we close all the windows and make the biggest hotbox ever
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Beer is not allowed on this beach, but heroin and crack are OK. Welcome to Vancouver
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Hey everyone, after the show let's all meet at the downtown Starbucks
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It's great to be in Vancouver, where sex shops outnumber bookstores by a 3 to 1 margin... which is to say there are 3 sex shops and 1 bookstore
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A realtor, a hippie and a dog walked into a bar. I must be in Vancouver
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It's called a "sky" train but it runs underground. I must be in Vancouver
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This week I'm singe-watching Halt and Catch Fire
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I'm drinking yesterday's coffee and eating tomorrow's lunch; take THAT, space-time continuum!
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In Soviet Russia, Saks Fifth Avenue isn't allowed inside Winona Ryder
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I identify as male but, thanks to McDonald's, my breasts have a different idea
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I lied and said "no" when my date asked me if I had GPS, but it turned out she wasn't talking about Geriatric Penis Syndrome
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more flatulence you will experience
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I got a "mild high" just from walking in this room
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Now that Morley's dead, there will be a moratorium on promoting Safer sex
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Please inform your kitchen staff that "dumpling" is not the diminutive form of "dump"
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John Denver, JFK Jr. and the Cuban National Fencing Team walked into a bar. Wait, did I say walked into a bar? I meant crashed into the ocean
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When Khonsu closes a door, he also closes a window; question not the wisdom of Khonsu, mortal!
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Merry not-Christmas, everyone! Note to Scott, don't do this one on Christmas
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