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    If you had shit for brains, all you could think of is poop jokes

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A man and a boy are killed in a car accident. The doctor says, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." It's because she's a lady

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    Michael Caine is an English actor, not an English Setter. You must be thinking of Michael Canine

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    I'll poop when I'm dead

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    Needless to say,

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    I hate people when they're not polite

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    Grandma drinks whiskey / Grandma drinks rum / Grandma hides Easter eggs / in her bum

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    Eli Wallach is dead. Plan accordingly

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I don't want to get all political or anything, but poop isn't supposed to smell like that

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    They used to call him Ol' Blue Eyes, but nowadays he's just Ol' Empty Eye Sockets

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Can you imagine? I can't. Brain don't work

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Santa Claus came down my chimney while I was sleeping. #metoo

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Honk if you love honking

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    Ready, aim, diapers!

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Lights, camera, crab!

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    I think Louis CK should come on the show - literally

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If you liked Eat Pray Love, wait till you read Eat Shit Die

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    The word is "hanged," not "hung" and if you did it properly we wouldn't be having this conversation

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    What do u call a female Terminator?

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Well tickle my taint and call me Scotty

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If I was Scott Baio, I wouldn't tell anyone

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Bobby thought he lost the pancake contest, but he got a nice syrup prize

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Yabba Dabba Duh

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    This meaty ochre is surprisingly good

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    Imagine if someone told you in 1985 that Bill Cosby and Louis CK would be accused of sexual misconduct someday. You'd probably be like, "Who's Louis CK?"

    By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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