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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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This church potluck is officially a fiasco. Low points? Doreen's so-called sweet pickle relish, and Reverend Coleman pushing those kids off the roof
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I'm from Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan and I've never won an Emmy. What are the odds?
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Life goes by in the blink of an eye. One minute you're a kid who tortures cats in the backyard, the next minute you're president of the United States
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I got 99 catchphrases but "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" ain't one
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Thought it was time for a bowel movement, but no dice. Really starting to wish I never swallowed those dice
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My favorite dish is also my favorite pair of TV shows from the 70s: Fish and CHiPS
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"There are only so many hours in a day," said the man who obviously didn't know how many hours there are in a day
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Cuttlefish have the ability to camouflage themselves in any nearly environment. Right now mine is disguised as a plate of deep-fried nuggets
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All I needed was a plain cake. The icing on the cake was just icing on the cake
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Tonight on Breaking Good: Drug kingpin Walter Black takes another step closer to becoming a high school teacher
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!
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Hey Obama, want a job at Earwolf? The only catch is you'll have to call ME "mister president"!
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Here's an interesting fact about Canada's political system. Ha ha, just kidding
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Fun fact, Mother Teresa is burning in hell for all eternity
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Where did Mr. Fluffypants go? He went to the place that all cats go when they die, honey. The big freezer in the basement
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For some reason, ticket sales have only increased since our specimen of Panthera pardus suffered irreparable hearing loss
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We apologize for the typo in our brochure, but we hope you'll enjoy your stay here at Parasite Island nonetheless
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Baa, baa, Night Court, have you any Bull? Yes, sir, yes, sir, nine seasons full
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I hate to break it to you, Popeye, but your son has "Blow Me Down" syndrome
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I am "Weed" Richards, leader of the Fantastic 420. The only thing I can stretch is my mind
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There's a funny smell coming from my neighbor's apartment. Downright hilarious, actually
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