Dale Cooper Black
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As Albert Einstein once said, do or do not; there is no try
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Yew-taw? All this time I've been saying ooh-taw
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The karate kid spends most of his time waxing off these days
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Dude, quit living in the past. I'm the karate MAN now
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When I need trombone, my dog is handy. But when I want sax, I call Candy
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Every time I pass by that leper colony, somebody always gives me the finger
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Want to know how they made Frances the Talking Tang's lips move? Peanut butter.
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the energy density of the vacuum
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When he was a kid, Gus Petty thought the world's most popular pasta dish was named after him
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Just to clarify, which Prince died exactly? Not Aunt Laura's beloved Cockapoo, I hope
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As far as I'm concerned, the Carolina Marsh Tacky is the true offical state horse of North Carolina
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friend's nose, but you still can't marry a horse in the State of Arizona
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You can tuna salad, but you can't make him drink
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When hiring hipsters, be sure to factor in the cost of onbearding
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I just woke up from a dream where I was flying, and boy are my arms tired
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Oranges and lemons, say the bells of St. Clement's. Shut up, bells! You don't control me anymore
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Like Dr. King, I also have a dream, but mine involves bears on unicycles jousting with each other and some other stuff I can't talk about
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But if you want to know about stamps, lollipops and 9 volt batteries, you're gonna have to go to lickipedia.com
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