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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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What did Helvetica say to Comic Sans when Comic Sans asked Helvetica for a date?
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In Soviet Russia, kittens stomp on Vladimir Putin for fun
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In Soviet Russia, the Canadian Prime Minister is named Justin Perogy
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I used to believe that the children are our future, but I'm starting to think it's gonna be horses
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I was hoping to score a hot piece of ass, but I got the cold shoulder instead. Worst cannibal potluck ever
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Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer my woman to be Bigfoot and pregnant
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Thiiis halloween episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Scarespace
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Just a reminder to everyone that you can only change your stupid username 3 times in a 30 day period
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You think you got problems? My testicles are literally nuts
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To make a Shelly Long story Martin Short, Captain Ron Howard directed Night Shift
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I occasionally bing "crosby" but I never yahoo "serious"
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The Land Before Time Part II takes place after the events depicted in The Land Before Time Part I. Hmm, sounds like time exists in this land after all
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My thoughts and prayers are with the victims of this tragedy. My enormous pale ass, however, is safely at home
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, and masturbate like Bedford County doesn't have you under house arrest for public nudity
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I guess I'm what you would call a Jaleel White Supremacist
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Debra Winger? I hardly know her filmography! I'll check her IMDB page tonight
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I got 99 problems but inoperable testicular cancer is probably the worst one
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I need to use your bathroom, but not for the usual reasons
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Can you believe my grandma still likes anal sex at her age? And in a coma, no less!
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If you like the concept of french fries, you'll love the concept car of Frenchfries
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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