Dale Cooper Black
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If I had a dime for every illegitimate child I've sired, I'd have dimes all over town, plus one dime doing 15 to life in Louisiana State Penitentiary
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When Grandma died, we flushed her down the toilet. To clarify, "Grandma" was the name of our goldfish
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Sometimes I run out of food, and sometimes food runs out of me
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I'm the "go-to" guy when my co-workers have problems. They go to me and say, "Stop causing all these problems."
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Zombie parakeets are all like, "Graaains! Graaains!"
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When counselling others, try not to get the five stages of grief mixed up with the seven dwarves
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I've seen a million faces, and I've rocked them all, except for one. To my eternal regret, I never got to rock my Granny's face before she passed.
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It turns out that "midget hockey" does not mean what I thought it meant
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Lordy, lordy, look who's forty thousand dollars in debt
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And now you know why they call me the Godfather of Solfege
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Who's this big farmer everyone is so concerned about?
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Face the facts, McGillicutty: there's a killer on the loose leaf
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Who's up for a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Jazz Hands?
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[Speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, followed by fart sound]
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And now ladies and gentelmen, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's me and my buddies
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We go together like rama lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong, or, in other words, not at all
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It turns out that if you call your boss a worthless shitbag on April Fool's Day, it's still a fireable offense
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Suck it up, Jimmy, these baby seals won't club themselves
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Your promise, my window, my nose and my heart; these are the things that you broke
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When Ben Affleck said he wanted to play Batman very badly, I didn't think he meant it literally
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