Dale Cooper Black
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With all due respect Reverend, I'm a little less concerned about Pontius Pilate than I am about our unconscious pilot
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The dogs may dog you and the hounds hound you, but the cats will never cat you; thus is the promise of the cats
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Why doesn't anyone believe in Mr. Mark Ruffal-upagus?
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Why did you title your book "Computers For Seniors For Dummies" when "Computers for Dumb Seniors" would have sufficed?
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I am reminded of something John Denver once said: "Ahhhhhhhhhh, my plane is crashing, help!"
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Hey Hannibal Buress, Bill Cosby called. He wants his reputation back
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Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions
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There's nothing new under the sun, but OVER the sun? Man, you should see all the crazy new shit they got up there
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Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life and YOU BLEW IT
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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral
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Don't forget to TiVo tonight's episode of NCIS: Lost Sandwiches
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O Brother, Where Art Thou: A valid question about every Coen bros. movie, really
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When the moon is full, we tie grandpa up in the basement because he's a werewolf. On other nights, we just do it for laughs
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I'm a dog. You're a cat. Let's see if we can't make a little history here
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Success has many fathers, but my father has "successes" all over town
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You know what they say: When you assume, "u" fuck "me" in the "ass"
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Hey, Hollywood, I have three words for you: Tango and Bitcoin
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Brilliant deduction, Watson! I didn't realize we could write off all this cocaine as a business expense
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