Dale Cooper Black
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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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I never said to clap, I said to put your hands together. What's wrong with you people?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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O.J., in the drawing room, with a lead pipe. This 90s edition of Clue is fun, but highly inaccurate
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Know who really hated the Prequel Trilogy? The Little People's Acting Guild. Where were the Jawas? The Ewoks? The little pig men from Cloud City?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Somebody call the police, our entire Christmas dinner was stollen
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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One pack of Star Wars condoms, please, Chewbacca sized
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Police Academy 2000 starring Anthony Jeselnik, Reggie Watts and Ken Jeong. Let's make it happen!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams, you make me want ice cream
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you can trick Trump into saying his name backwards, he'll return to his own dimension
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Breaking news: Scott Weiland has been fired from the rock supergroup in Heaven
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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You spelled "medicine" wrong, you twit! No wonder you're homeless
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Most folks 'round here worked at th' old puppy mill but they closed it down back in aught six due to th' globalization of th' puppy industry, I reckon
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm against the star wars but I support our stormtroopers
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Check out Kenny Baker's new podcast, R2D2 Talkin' U2 to Me
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What's the big deal with Stephen King? He can't even spell "cemetery"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As far as I'm concerned, the most pretentious droid is U2-D2
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here's a tip for keeping those bullies away: poop your pants. They hate the smell!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Recycling tip: If your catchphrase doesn't make it onto the podcast, you can re-use it at the New Yorker Caption Contest
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I wish they'd invent a one-handed game controller so I can play Tomb Raider on my own terms
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Not to get all political here, but I'm pretty cheesed off that the stewardess ran out of dinner rolls before I got any
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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War, huh, good god y'all, what is it good for? Oh yeah, the enrichment of the military industrial complex, I forgot
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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For future reference, don't scratch your balls during the moment of silence
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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