Dale Cooper Black
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If life hands you lemons, tell life to go fuck itself
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How 'bout a little love for all the Nong ladies out there?
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Objection, your honor. I didn't say my client had just cause, I said he did it just 'cuz
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You scratch my Back to the Future, and I'll scratch yours
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Can you imagine if you woke up on New Year's Day and it was 1985? That actually happened to me once
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This is the story of a ragtag little league team, and the coach who taught them that sometimes dreams do come true. And then everyone got old and died
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A sword swallower is dead after colliding with a bus carrying a group of circus sideshow performers, in what can only be described as a random mishap
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The Great Catchphrase Drought of 2015 continues
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Check out my Spinal Tap tribute band, Lumbar Puncture
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Once again I'd like to apologize to everybody about last week's "hump day" incident, especially the cleaning staff
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If you're a Hollywood cannibal, try the KBLT sandwich
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Speechless fans are ironically vocal about the Batman V. Superman trailer
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On Christmas morning in 1995, I got a 12-inch Woody... and I'm not talking about the doll from Toy Story
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There's a lot of armchair Nickelbacks out there
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If you need to figure out whether or not someone is a Gypsy, perform a "you might be a Gypsy if..." comedy routine for them and observe their reaction
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Strap on your adult diaper, it's time to start the "Real Rob" marathon
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You keep saying "they can't all be gems," but that sounds odd coming from a dealer of rare gems
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Traffic was very heavy today, so I switched my car to airplane mode
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You scratch my Vic Tayback, and I'll scratch yours
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Is Sasquatch breaking into your house and eating all your Wild Berry Skittles? Find out at 11
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Remember when Jesus pranked everyone by faking his own death?
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