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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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"Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Put your hands together for the new president of the United States... Mr. John Byner!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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OK, but what I want to know is: who watches the people who watch the watchmen?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I've heard of a smart ass, but a smart PHONE? What will those clowns in Silicon Valley dream up next?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Remember, people... Violence never solved anything! Except for that li'l ol' Hitler situation a while back.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Why go to all the trouble of thinking up clever bon mots when a simple "fuck you" will suffice?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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OK everyone, you can take your stupid comments out of your pockets now!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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"We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"
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One of my socks went missing from the laundry room in my apartment building. The prime suspect is a one-legged guy who lives next door.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want to cause a big scene or anything, but somebody in this elevator farted and nobody's getting off until we find the culprit.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This catchphrase is funnier if you read it out loud.
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I'm more interested in the Hero with a Thousand FECES.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Gary Oldman sure is living up to his name these days, eh?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ever since he got divorced, my boss has been riding the bus with me every day. It's awkward.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I guess you could say our shop teacher has a "hands-off" teaching style.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm afraid you're mistaken, Your Honor. What I actually said was, I rest my FACE.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is where the Magic: The Gathering happens.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey guys, this is just a quick note to let you know that I won't be needing your catchphrase submissions anymore. Thanks for all your efforts, but...
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Boy, this Jolly Rancher you gave me was really a lifesaver!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Are you there Margaret? It's me, God. Payback time.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There was a fracas in Caracas with B.A. Baracus, when Chewbacca attacked us with a pair of maracas.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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