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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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My parents went to Paris for the holidays and all I got was this lousy funeral
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Give a man a hotdog and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to hotdog and he'll be a freestyle skier for life
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Tow boat, tow boat, tow boat. What's so hard about that?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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As you trudge through life, remember this: From the dawn of time through countless centuries, nothing great was ever really accomplished by anybody.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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It might be a bit late in the game to mention this, but... "hot dog" is actually two words
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Here at the Sex Education Hotline, we promise to answer all of your fucking questions
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't want to cause a big scene or anything, but somebody in this elevator farted and nobody's getting off until we find the culprit.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm more interested in the Hero with a Thousand FECES.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I only caught a glimpse of those limp chimps in their pimped out blimps.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Check out Kenny Baker's new podcast, R2D2 Talkin' U2 to Me
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the energy density of the vacuum
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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These foolish games are tearing me apart. Did I say foolish games? I meant wild hyenas. My bad.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Yes, I met Billy Dee Williams and yes, the "Dee" stands for "Douchebag"
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Can you believe my grandma still likes anal sex at her age? And in a coma, no less!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Speechless fans watching the Dawn of Justice trailer can only lament what might have been.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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She blinded me with science... no, wait, it was chopsticks
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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No matter where I travel, all I bring with me is one carry-on bag and a lifetime of regrets
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I wasted my whole afternoon reading books about how to be more productive.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ironically, it turns out that I do need your pity after all.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The Great Catchphrase Drought of 2015 continues
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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