Dale Cooper Black
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I have half a mind to sue the doctor that performed my hemispherectomy
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Hey roomie, do you know if these prison jumpsuits are 100% cotton?
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Jimmy Kimmel never gets, don't you know Bruce Banner yet?
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a baby outta my cootch
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While he's unable to attend this press conference in person, I can assure you that Mr. Fonzarelli admits his error and offers his sincerest apologies.
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If we're being honest, you were off-tempo and your Lindy Flip needs work. If we're being lying sacks of shit, ya nailed it!
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My dog waves his paws in the air, like he just don't care.
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And the Lord sayeth unto them, "There shall be no gathering like that of an S Club gathering."
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Honey, we may need to rethink our vacation plans – the Star Trek Ultimate Voyage Concert Tour is coming to town!
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Bad news, men – we're gonna have to re-peen this entire unit.
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I've heard of absurdism, but this is just ridiculous!
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There is no industry similar to the entertainment industry – no industry that I'm aware of.
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Thanks for your feedback, but just to be clear – is that zero stars out of four, or out of five?
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As you trudge through life, remember this: From the dawn of time through countless centuries, nothing great was ever really accomplished by anybody.
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There's a lot of buzz around the new Star Wars movie... because flies are attracted to shit! Classic burn.
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Speechless fans watching the Dawn of Justice trailer can only lament what might have been.
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"I need to make poopy." – Thus spake young Zarathustra.
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Yo' mama so fat, she plagued by insecurity and self-loathing.
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You told me you had an elaborate plan to meet Drake, but this is Ludacris!
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This bathroom faucet reminds me of my penis, in that they both need a good scrubbing.
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Of course, no list of the great banjo players would be complete without our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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THIS NO AM CATCH PHRASE, MOMO ONLY HAS BRIEF MOMENT TO TYPE THIS BEFORE LAB ASSISTANT RETURNS TO OFFICE. IF LAB ASSISTANT CATCHES MOMO TYPING THIS,
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Enemy SNIPERS? I thought you wanted me to search for enemy DIAPERS.
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