Dale Cooper Black
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If you're not using real rhinestones, you're just a WannaBeDazzler!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Buttercake, buttercake, buttercake, buttercake. You know, you're right--when you say it really fast, it does sound like a horse galloping.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm not going to ask you again: Where the fuck is Waldo?
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Yes, we do have several children working in our asbestos mine, but don't go worrying your pretty little head over it.
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Officer Stan Downe eventually had to quit the force due to some unfortunate miscommunications.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Objection, Your Honor! My client's attorney is an ALLEGED drunken asshole.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Ironically, it turns out that I do need your pity after all.
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One of my socks went missing from the laundry room in my apartment building. The prime suspect is a one-legged guy who lives next door.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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There was a fracas in Caracas with B.A. Baracus, when Chewbacca attacked us with a pair of maracas.
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Are you there Margaret? It's me, God. Payback time.
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Boy, this Jolly Rancher you gave me was really a lifesaver!
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This is where the Magic: The Gathering happens.
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Hey guys, this is just a quick note to let you know that I won't be needing your catchphrase submissions anymore. Thanks for all your efforts, but...
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm afraid you're mistaken, Your Honor. What I actually said was, I rest my FACE.
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I guess you could say our shop teacher has a "hands-off" teaching style.
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Ever since he got divorced, my boss has been riding the bus with me every day. It's awkward.
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Gary Oldman sure is living up to his name these days, eh?
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I'm more interested in the Hero with a Thousand FECES.
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This catchphrase is funnier if you read it out loud.
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I don't want to cause a big scene or anything, but somebody in this elevator farted and nobody's getting off until we find the culprit.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.
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