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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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"I need to make poopy." – Thus spake young Zarathustra.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey roomie, do you know if these prison jumpsuits are 100% cotton?
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How do you do everybody? One at a time, I suppose.
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. But when a snakelike fish bites off your thumb, that's a Moray eel.
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Get married, have kids and grow old with 'er? I hardly know 'er!
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Bezirksschornsteinfegermeister? I hardly know 'er!
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"Is this choir for hire?" inquired the friar. "I desire to squire them under the spire."
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"We're all gonna die," I screamed on a crowded subway. A tense moment followed, but we all had a good laugh when I said the next part: "Someday!"
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I have it on good authority that Cecil the lion was actually somewhat of an asshole.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey Hannibal Buress, Bill Cosby called. He wants his reputation back
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In Japan, you can only refer to a person as "honey" if they are actually made of honey
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Are you there Margaret? It's me, God. Payback time.
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[Speech from Glengarry Glen Ross, followed by fart sound]
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The doctors replaced my hands with ping pong paddles. I'm living the dream!
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O Brother, Where Art Thou: A valid question about every Coen bros. movie, really
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy, but Clark Kent made some fat stacks from all those 'sclusies
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I can't believe I got more face time in the "making of" documentary than I did in the actual series!
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There is no industry similar to the entertainment industry – no industry that I'm aware of.
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Gary Oldman sure is living up to his name these days, eh?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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