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Topics posted by Dale Cooper Black
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Yes, we do have several children working in our asbestos mine, but don't go worrying your pretty little head over it.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Police Academy 2000 starring Anthony Jeselnik, Reggie Watts and Ken Jeong. Let's make it happen!
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Well, you didn't let me finish my sentence. What I was going to say was, she's just a big old teddy bear who BITES AND SCRATCHES SO WATCH OUT
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As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives and I'm like, leave some for the rest of us, buddy!
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I've heard of absurdism, but this is just ridiculous!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Breast-feeding? More like BEST feeding, am I right, moms?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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This is the story of a little league team that nobody believed in, except for one special coach who led them all the way to the championship game...
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Comments are disabled for my Youtube videos because I don't want people to shit all over them the way I shit all over this forum
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Seven ways to spice up your grandparents' marriage
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I can't figure out if Miss Piggy gave me a blow job or Frank Oz gave me a hand job
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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See? I told you she was selling seashells by the seashore without a seashell vending permit!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Bill Shatner found another "captain's log" in his bed this morning
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Business idea: Door-to-door WIkipedia salesman. It just. Might. Work.
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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THIS NO AM CATCH PHRASE, MOMO ONLY HAS BRIEF MOMENT TO TYPE THIS BEFORE LAB ASSISTANT RETURNS TO OFFICE. IF LAB ASSISTANT CATCHES MOMO TYPING THIS,
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Elvis liked to take big shits, but in the end it was a big shit that took him
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't know if King Arthur was the king of Camelot, but I can say for sure that Bea Arthur was the queen of cameltoe
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In my house it's T. Hanks giving. 'Burbs, anyone?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Put your hands together for the new president of the United States... Mr. John Byner!
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm sorry I had to literally shit all over your parade. Sincerely, Underdog
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a baby outta my cootch
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