Dale Cooper Black
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Don't Bing "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong," begged Bob, but Bob bugged Doug, so Doug Bing'd "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong, but good dogs bite Bob's butt"
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The joke's on you, my life is already a living hell
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You can't please everyone, but you can sure try
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My plan to win the international paper airplane contest is two-fold
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You can't mix ova with cryoprotectant and reduce the temperature to minus 196 degrees Fahrenheit without breaking some eggs
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Good news / bad news, guys. We finally got a response from hotdog, but the response is "no comment"
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Do catchphrases get any more self-referential than this?
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And then, as if in answer, a huge elephant crashed through his window. "That's it! It's an omen!" exclaimed Joseph Merrick
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I've seen that movie like 100 times, and I still can't figure out why it's called Pee-wee's Pig Adventure
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't know why you spend so much time holed up in your study, writing in that little notebook, Archimedes. But, hey, whatever floats your boat
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If I were Noah, the only creatures left on Earth would be me and a bunch of cats
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Fun fact, Rodney Dangerfield was actually a highly respected individual
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When God closes a door, He opens a window. But when God leaves the toilet seat up, He doesn't do jack shit to compensate for it
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I now pronounce you mane and wee-fay. Please don't make fun of my pronunciation
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I know my dear granny went to heaven, because she was praying to Jesus when I pulled the trigger
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What do you call it when Scott Aukerman and Paul F. Tompkins play a game of table tennis?
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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My life is kind of like that show The Bachelor, but with cats instead of women. And everybody gets to stay!
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I'm wrestling so many demons, we had to start our own league
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The terror in Henry Winkler's eyes will haunt me forever, but at least we solved the mystery of grandma's missing panties
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Despite his clever disguise, Ace the Bat-hound couldn't keep his true identity a secret from the other dogs; one sniff of his butt and it was all over
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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In truth, Larry knew of another Krangorian on Earth: his good friend Borzon. But he never revealed this to Azalon because he wanted her all to himself
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm so old, I remember when it was just Netflick
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