Dale Cooper Black
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When you say you're not a cat person, do you mean that you don't like cats? Or that you're not a werecat who needs to eat people to regain human form?
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Of all the times to run into Linda, the office gossip! By Monday morning, everyone at work would know that Larry was a wolfman
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It was Larry's refusal to stop setting the staff room toaster to "max" that eventually led to his dismissal from the Epilepsy Research Center
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For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'Gray pubes on my chin'
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If there were a scandal involving the Watergate Hotel today, the media would have to call it Watergate-gate
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For some reason, my 32nd birthday seemed to go by faster than any of the others
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I find it odd that you can't become a fully fledged member of the mafia unless you are a male housekeeper
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"All ears am I," replied Yoda, betraying a hint of a wry smile.
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Nobody reported the legume company's unsafe transportation practices, until someone finally spilled the beans
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I make inaccurate generalizations about the color of roses, and violets aren't technically blue
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I'll bet Yoda smelled a lot better before he moved to Dagobah
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Most people call it Down syndrome, but I call it "Up" syndrome! Because I'm retarded
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If you like Rick and Morty, wait'll you try soap and water! But seriously, Rick and Morty fans, please give soap and water a try
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Bad pois, bad pois, whatcha gonna do? I'm gonna file a lawsuit against that Hawaiian restaurant is what I'm gonna do
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If Gary Busey won't share a toothbrush with you, nobody will
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If we have daydreams during the day, what do we have at night?
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This man sat down to write a humorous catchphrase. What happened next was
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I am a lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas, like my father before me
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I just noticed my name is an anagram for "a deplorable cock." Okay, that's all, thank you.
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If a dog is a man's best friend, is a hot dog a hot man's best friend?
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Now that I'm retired, I play a lot of golf. Did I say "play a lot of golf"? I meant "eat a lot of sheep." Did I say "retired"? I meant "the wolfman"
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you fart
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