Dale Cooper Black
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The worst part about belonging to the Skoptsy cult was finding out that there's no Testicle Fairy
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm sorry I ran over your dog, but in my defense I thought it was your stupid kid
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Fun fact, Rachael Ray slept like a baby last night
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I just realized that "Viva Puffs" means "long live puffs" and I couldn't agree more
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That's not a Mongolian gerbil, it's a Persian jird. Either way, it's undercooked and I demand a refund
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I'm so tired, I might fall asleep at my keyuyj7hjhnnnnnnnnnnn
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If your catchphrase sucks, people want even bother to
By Dale Cooper Black, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Fun fact, Tony the Tiger ate all those kids after the commercial was over
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You say potato, I say the moon. Seriously, it's the goddamn moon. How do you think it got up in the sky like that? Oh wait, maybe it is a potato
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I get a lot of "hurry up and wait" at my job, because I'm a waiter and I'm slow
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Please read this catchphrase, it'll make my dad real proud
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My grandpa's nickname was "Old Yeller," partly because of his famous yellow raincoat but mostly because he got rabies
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I don't do my Columbo impression anymore, because it's against the law to impersonate a police officer
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These books are made for reading / And that's just what they'll do / One of these days these books are gonna-- uh, never mind
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That sign over your restaurant is sexist. It should say "Five People"
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"It's nice to see a new face around here" is what it said on the front of the card we gave to Gladys after her face transplant operation
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I just flew in from lametown and boy are my catchphrases tired
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