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ah man i didnt mean to come across as a jerk. I assure you it sounded more light hearted and funnier in my head. i have much love for the greggy my bad idk man its just ever since my mom ran off to join the circus ive been all fd up

i hope this wasnt meant to be racist. sure i like to connect with my feels while listening to bon iver from time to time but im an og rapster. I bump to all the greats and my fav is krayzie bone. ever heard of anyone have beef with KB? hell to the no bc they all know damn right they just want him on their tracks. we hang when hes in town just blazin that sweet cheeba and talkin all about how our [redacted] are much bigger than the average white dudes'. I would give you some song recommendations but with the clown avatar rep it might just be a little too street for your tastes so ill just leave this right here for you to peruse http://wordondastreet.com/lmao-ghostface-killahs-3rd-annual-top-10-softest-rappers-in-the-game-list/

did anybody else notice that the asian impression that sean does on this ep is from a segment they did about Bbro on ep 29 of rss "this is rude"? starts around 17:00

Freja these are all winners

what up what up errbody awesome posts this has to be the only forum that is as funny as the show I didnt know much about Dave Thomas but he interacted with s+h better than any guest so far You guys catch this american comedy awards? i havent seen the bros at all. they must be protesting bc its arbitrary bs created by the man to distract us from the real problems plaguing the world and they're so above that. i bet chanson is okay. i heard hes riding his bicycle from BC to Alaska some sort of spirit trek and because he wants to fight a bear in mortal kombat. just enjoy all the extra 'likes' up for grabs. donations, surveys, 100+ posts? seems like a big commitment we should unionize as soon as we get up to 5 girls in here or the next thing you know earwolf will have "popcorn gallery" the podcast Homerun burdrulz! i was enthralled by your skellington tales. some brave stuff

BJ - Are you and Hayes Harvard frat bros? Dave Thomas - Did you ever personally Narfel the Garthok?

O my gentle jesus what have you done skizelo? when i finished the picture you requested, I go to post it and Im greeted by a monstrous amalgam of my tied for first hero and my worst fear! what the hell man?! I freak out, throw the computer out the window, and spend the night in a garlic field. patience man sheesh. Fortunately, I was able to retrieve the data. there weren't as many changes made as you might think

I have a GT chrome body with white mags but no brakes, brakes are for the unconfident

My favorite Crystal works at the tiki club in downtown. she has such great dance moves that people throw money at her which is good because she needs it for college and diapers. She doesnt own any properties but her roommate is named Mystical and im positive that is her real name

both equally cogent points guys. it was good to hear someone finally criticize walking dead as i tire of being told about how cool it is. scary zombies and no functioning holiday inns?! no thanks, gives me vertigo just imagining it. I did like breaking bad but its finale season was disappointing. It seems that shows that develop cult like followings suffer from sacrificing the integrity of the story in order to pander to an emotionally invested fanbase. vince gilligan shouldve grown a pair and ended things like a boss

epic ...and accurate, rigor mortis affects millions of dead bodies every year

thanks BRR2 that is some serious bro cleveage. its obvious that Sean is trying to seduce Hayes. That manscaping was done by a pro and his eyes are like slits

confession time...I havent seen the pictures, my super funny v joke was based on previous comments. theyre not showing up. idk if my computer is fd up or if maybe engineer bill or steve or whatever just hates me. prob a sabotage

that v is for the vendetta between seans shirt and shades or its a subtle way for him to protest this friggin bullshit capitalist govt that tries to jam a fairy tale religion down our throats so that we are indoctrinated into an easily controlled society fuckshitpiss

Jordan, Ive heard you speak on 'high phantom density' before, what does that mean? Do you believe in ghosts? if so, which ghostbuster would you be?

nocturnal emotions? more like nocturnal slomotions, not fast enough har mar, gonna have to get up superstar early to book fresh guests

great interview ive never noticed before how much kevin pollack and jenny slate look alike

So Colbert will don the Letterman jacket...does that mean that he is the Batman? or is the real Batman out there somewhere seething with rage, furiously throwing batarangs at a picture of colbert? Matt Cameron the notebook idea is genius. Richard "the king" Petty lives only a couple of blocks away, Ill have him sign it as well. expect an email showshowbro thanks for the lone 'like' on my last post it was encouraging

I imagine that earwolf keeps meticulous files on everyone in this forum. Every post saved as an idea for a future podcast, movie script, etc. Every comment an audition. Every on air mention an interview. In this scenario (and real life) I am a Don Draper type, infinitely complex, play by my own rules, unquantifiable talent. One day, when I least expect it, Sean and Hayes will approach me to be their prodigal writer. Of course at this point, neither of them have even 'liked' one of my comments which is discouraging. It seems such a small gesture of acknowledgement just to reassure me that my words aren't disappearing at the speed of light into an insignificant oblivion. Before I start bussin' up I'd like to just say, you guys are rad but also fuck you guys. end rant

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mojo jojo, What ever happened to the bigfoot from Harry and the Hendersons ? Why hasnt anyone been able to find him since? What does love got to do, got to do with it? Ira Glass or Ira Flatow?

I'm no seduction artist but I appreciate a subtle approach. non verbal cues such as a lingering glance followed by a private grin, a slightly higher voice pitch, faster blink rate, especially a silly laugh just reach me on some primal level. Here's some ideas that have worked on me 1. Bring an extra snack pack in your lunch and give it to him everyday until he expects it and then stop suddenly 2. act like a total square around your friends and then smoke reefer with him behind the bleachers like its an adventure 3. Grab a big handful of his [redacted] 4. Wear grunge rock concert tees that you are way too young to have ever actually attended 5. Give him a funny yet endearing nickname on an earwolf forum check and mate

oh wow the third bullshit knife is just priceless info. I wish I could share it with you all. completely unrelated, hey valerie bryant, you want to snort an adderall?

I'm always freeballin, except for when I go swimming, then I just wear an absurdly large censor bar btw no love for Scott Pauperman? I know Jeff Ulltrarich is a bit of a stretch but come on guys this is some funny good jokes